Things We Are Not

Things That We Are Not


Things that we are not
Is a long list of things
So I will say only a few
That will tickle the funny bone in you

We are not......
Text books with hexed looks
Antelopes eating cantaloupes
Cattle from Seattle

Homographs writing rough drafts
Taste buds covered with soap suds
A writer who uses a lighter
I can write more
But I don't want to make you snore.