Wonky

Bumble,Wumble,Tumble
Jiggle,Jiggle,Jee....
What am I to do with this,
Now you tell me....

Splish,Splash, Splosh,
I spilled the tea,
You are a giggle goose,
my teacher tells me

Mip, Map, Mop,
I spin like a top,
Dangly,Janlgy,Mangly,
Kippy,Kippy,Kiwi.

Chumpy wumps,Chumpy wumps
Chop,Chop,Chop
Giggly goo,Giggly goo
Stop Stop Stop

Tatty watty, tatty watty
Glop, Glop, Glop
Tasty treat, Tasty treat,
Hot Hot Hot!

Drippy Rain Drippy Rain,
Drop Drop Drop
Dancy Rabbit, Dancy Rabbit,
Hop Hop, Hop

Ratchoo, Ratchoo
I'll spit the bubble gum on you!

Things We Are Not

Things That We Are Not


Things that we are not
Is a long list of things
So I will say only a few
That will tickle the funny bone in you

We are not......
Text books with hexed looks
Antelopes eating cantaloupes
Cattle from Seattle

Homographs writing rough drafts
Taste buds covered with soap suds
A writer who uses a lighter
I can write more
But I don't want to make you snore.

Home and Muffin(My Dog) - For My Mom

Beware behind these gates
Especially for you a monster awaits
He knows all your fears
Ready to pounce and ready to tear

Do not mistake his innocent look
For behind those eyes,lies a crook
His breath can make you faint
for it smells worse than paint

Are you willing to risk it?
If you are, with you take a biscuit
For the one and only who is inside
Loves to play seek and hide

No,he isn't a ghost or phantom
Or a vampire with a tantrum
Nor is he a giant puffin
Now,you guessed right,
He is your one and only,
MUFFIN!!

Death By Passing The Parcel
Author : Niharika
This book is dedicated to Muffin, My Dog for cheering me up whenever I am sad.



Its actually fun to be dead once you get the hang of it.Maybe I should tell you the whole story....

It was just a normal day when as usual I was getting late for work.Si I grabbed a donut and coffee,geared up the car and headed for office. I work at a life insurance company and the guys there are nagging me all the time. I probably wouldn't tell my boss this, but he isn't exactly the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

So it was just about midday when it happened. The guys in our office are total nutcases,they keep fooling around and I (obviously) don't approve of it. Wee it was lunch, and even though I hate sitting on the table with everyone its sort of compulsory to. So the guys started playing passing the parcel and this guy names Sam was.....Oh! By the way name is Dylan Catrid.

So we were playing and unexpectedly the music stopped when I had the parcel. Everybody was looking at me, expecting me to to dance, sing or tell a joke. So I decided to recite a joke I heard on the radio the other day. it was this joke about penguins and whales. Then somebody started laughing and others were saying."Frozen with fear he is!" At first I thought they were acknowledging my joke but then they started asking questions like, "Are you deaf Catrid?"
"Are you dead?"
I replied, "I am not deaf or dead!!" but my words seemed to have no effect whatsoever on them. And i I have to confess, a strange sense of icy coldness was sweeping over me. I decided to prove to them that I wasn't dead, by finishing my delicious piece of cake I was having for lunch,but my hand passes right through the cake! I jumped up four feet into thin air, but nobody seemed to be interested in my gymnastics because they were all staring at my body below me!

It finally dawned on me that I was dead.

okay,at this point, I have got to tell you, all ghosts have special powers,those powers are ll related to either fire,water,earth,air or space. I was a fire ghost and was red in colour and my powers were that I could summon fire by stretching out my fingers and my hair was completely made out of fire.

Once you are defined as a ghost of one of the elements,you have to go and report to a centre, either The SGMA or The GJSA, (some ghosts even want to go to the SGVA- Super Ghost Villain Agency). I chose The SGMA (Super Ghost Mission Agency) as opposed to The GJSA (Ghost Job Selecting Agency). Well, if you got to the SGMA and get selected, then you can be sort of a ghost superhero and that's a job only the bravest can do.

I got through the test and went on to my first mission.
Since I was a junior at fighting the ghosts who entered the SGVA and
wanted to wreck latroms' lives (latroms = human beings)I got two other
junior partners,whom I quickly befriended and found out their powers - purple Stanley-space ghost,green - Jason - earth ghost.

We set off on our mission to destroy this svamp (water living vampires) that was going around licking latroms to make them svamps and spitting poison at grocery stores that contained garlic. We had this GPS (Ghost Positioning System) and found him wrecking Marks and Spencers and spewing poisonous spit everywhere. This was definitely noy a junior level monster!

We took our hand books and found out this was a senior level monster! But well, it didn't look so smart so we decided to fight it - Boy! Were we wrong!

Well, it wasn't smart but it did have more deadly weapons like poisoning spit and a tongue - if it gave you one lick you would become a svamp yourself. We made a plan that I would blast him with fire and weaken him, then Jason would make Marks and Spencers a garlic field, the svamp would run the other way where Stanley would be standing with a black hole to send the svamp away. So that's what happened.

When we got back we got badges of spectacular teamwork, and were transferred to a senior level. But unfortunately Stanley or Jason weren't on my team, two of these hulky,bulky guys were. I am very observant, so I immediately notices they were not using the same cellphones that everybody gets when joining the SGMA. So, I quickly called the authorities reporting two spies. But while trying to capture the spies, they accidentally killed me again,so now I can't be a superghost because now my soul is confines to the underworld and if you're wondering how I wrote this then here's your answer. I had to use this latrom to write this and this stupid latrom thinks she got hit with a great idea. But this is me,only me, not the latrom. So now you know.

About The Author

Niharika is the author of "Death by Passing the Parcel." She has written two other books "Hungry and Hungary" and "Feather and Heather's adventures". Her birthday is on the 13th of February and was born in the year 2000. She loves to read books herself,owns a dog and leads a happy life in Gurgaon.
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Hungry And Hungary

Hungry and Hungary
By Niharika
Muffin Publicators



I dedicate this story to Muffin my dog for being a lovely friend


Once in a land called ,'Squiggle Doggle' where the mountains were green, clouds were yellow,rivers were pink and the grass was blue, a monster was born.....In Squiggle Doggle the monsters' nature was what you name them. The monster was named....Hungry.Now whenever you saw him you started to feel hungry. Once you had finished eating and Hungry had paid your bill (because you would most probably make him),the minute you would look at him to thank him you would feel hungry again...and again. You would start to order again but this time you wouldn't thank the monster. So he begins to feel sad.He calls his friend Manners and Manners made you thank him again.(Then you start eating again and you say that you will pay the bill this time).Still, there were some smart people or some people who had the experience, they would greet him and pay the bill themselves. Or some even smarter people who wouldn't look at him in the first place.

So this story starts when Hungry wants to change his name.(You must be wondering why such an odd name.....because when he was born his mother was feeling hungry.His dad started calling Hungry. (In Squiggle Doggle,you can only change your name once in thirteen years). He was very excited because he was going to be thirteen tomorrow. Hw wanted to change his name because he was tired of feeling hungry. He thought of some names and listed them down. Here is the list:
Ship
Funny
Friendly
Kind

His mother 'Beauty' told him 'Ship' would be nice as at last he could go out more than sit in all day. 'Funny' would be a bit too much as people in Squiggle Doggle die of laughter (literally). 'Friendly' was cute but if he was friendly to enemies it wouldn't be pretty and if he was 'kind' to strangers......So in the end 'Ship' came out. He told everyone his name was 'Ship'.

Whoever he would look at would have the ability to make a ship in two minutes. As soon as Ship got used to his new name, he and Manners went out on ship they made. AT the beginning,steering it was easy but slowly the tide got rougher. Suddenly, the ship overturned. Manners screamed he couldn't swim, but Ship could, so he swam for all he was worth. Suddenly, he felt something beside him,it was Manners. He pulled him ashore and tried to find help,but he could not see a single soul around. Suddenly, he realized he had discovered a new land! He rushed back to Manners.By that time Manners had recovered and he blurted out the news to Manners and they started jumping up and down. "What do you think we should name it?",asked Ship?
"I think we should name it Hungary in honor of old name."said, Manners."Good idea", said Ship.

And that was the story of Hungry the monster and Hungary the new land.

The End

About The Author
The author's name is Niharika. She studies in IV B of the Shri Ram School Aravali. She is 10 years old and her birthday is on 13th February. She has good imagination and writes good adventure stories. She is alert and intelligent, She enjoys reading. She loves dogs and has a Golden Retriever named Muffin.

Things That We Are Not

Things that we are not
Is a long list of things
So I will say only a few
That will tickle the funny bone in you

We are not......
Text books with hexed looks
Antelopes eating cantaloupes
Cattle from Seattle

Homographs writing rough drafts
Taste buds covered with soap suds
A writer who uses a lighter
I can write more
But I don't want to make you snore.

Fountain - A Poem with similes and alliterations

A flowing fountain gushing gently
Falling softly like autumn leaves
Standing under the swaying trees
The winds whipping up a gentle breeze

A squirrel sits perched upon it
Getting wet, but just a bit
Looking at the cat
Thinking what a horrible git

The winds increase
The ripples of the water shimmer
More than ever before
The squirrel jumps onto the floor
Never to come back again.

Kangaroo

I don't know why they keep the kangaroo
In a zoo
A baby kangaroo is called a joey
They don't stay in a place that's showy

They live in Australia
Their scientific type is animalia
They can jump and leap
But they will never land in a heap

Like you or me
They don't have a big family
Some types live in trees
Where they enjoy the breeze

The joey lives in the pouch
They can't sleep on a couch
Like me or you
They don't moo.

I Love Candy

I love candy
I think it is dandy
I love it
If there is candy around I can't sit
I will get into a fit
If i can have a bit
I will love you
So give me some, please do.

Holi

Holi is coming near
Bringing fun and cheer
Its festival of fun
Lets laugh and run
In the heat of the sun
Get squirted with a water gun

If you don't like it outside
Run inside and hide
Eat lots of gujia and chaat
But that is just a start
Of everything you can fill in your cart

You can never use water balloons
Keep in mind that even fun has rules
Girls put oil in you hair
And if you dare
Join our fun fair.

The Train

Here is a train,
It is going through rain.
In the midst of a storm,
A train will keep you warm.

It will go up a mountain
And come down to a fountain.
When you are frightened,
The train will keep you brightened.

Oh!Oh!, a train is going through the rain.

A Funny Rose

I saw a funny rose
It was trying to blow its nose
It coughed and sneeze(d)
In the chilly breeze

It was winter season
So the rose had a reason
To feel chilly
Because its frock was thin and frilly!

My Life If I was Famous

My life if I was famous would be bizarre, with my personal life on on side and on the other it would be a little too difficult. My mom would be shouting at me for not mowing our house's lawn and on the other hand my secretary would be complaining about how there is no sugar left and from yet another side my coach will be yelling at me for being late and from the last side my invention fixer........Anyway, you get the point. That's why I was saying that it would be a little too difficult and I forgot the side my fans want my....please stop me from going off track again.

So with being a world famous athlete, an inventor,candy maker and a normal daughter it is too much. So I guess I could give up a few professions and concentrate on one only. So bye for now friends and if you find a profession I can really concentrate upon please tell me. Thanks for reading!

Humpty Dumpty - A Spoof

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a big doll
All the ministers of the king
Couldn't make the doll sing

Suddenly one of them thought
Another doll should be bought
But Humpty Dumpty cried a lot
Because another doll could not be bought

They tried to calm him down
But then he broke his crown
The doctor started to frown
Because he had started to drown
In the stuff of the egg
He was soaked till his leg.

MAMA - An Acrostic

Moments I have spent with her
Are very precious

Makes your life beautiful
Always with me at every step, mama!

About Me

Myself 12.1.2007

I am a girl and I live in Nirvana Country, Gurgaon. I study in Shikshantar and my age is 7 years .beside going to school I learn abacus, music, tennis. My hobby is reading .when I grow up I want to be a nature scientist. I have 17 friends and I love to play with them. I have 6 cousins.

A Bear

A bear
Has a lot of hair
It is a human scare
It is very protective of its lair

It breaks bee hives
For the honey it thrives
It lives in a cave
Where it hibernates
It also live sin the United States

It's cubs are small
They come at their mother's call
They fall
They are not very tall
It can break a wall
In anger
When its cubs are in danger

My pup 'Muffin'

My puppy Muffin
Looks like a puffin

He's a Golden Retriever
And a stress reliever

He doesn't sleep on his bed
When he sleeps he looks like he's dead.

He's five months old
Doesn't know what's cold.

He was born in 2009
And he is only mine.

My Dad

Dear dad you sometimes make me mad
But you are not bad because you
make me glad to have you as a dad.

You are my treasure
To me you bring pleasure
With you my happiness nobody can measure

You bring happiness
You impress
You take all the stress
And clean up the mess

Your birthday is going to come
And we will celebrate with rum.
But don’t forget chewing gum.
{ For me and my chum}.

Dadu is nice
Dadi is too
But no one can be better than you.